Hip Hop Tweets: Joe Budden Lets The Great World Spin

Around the time I was accumulating accounts for this segment, one of my great disappointments was discovering the insane and insanely entertaining first citizen of Jersey City protected his Tweets. On a lark, I clicked a link this evening and discovered Mouse has unlocked the wardrobe leading to a Twitter Narnia that is every bit as magical as I'd dreamed it would be. For your unadulterated pleasure I present, the best Joe Budden Tweets typed over the past 10 hours.

wowwwww.... really worldstarhiphop ???? a stripper from Kansas with 1 leg ????? i've seen it all, lol
about 10 hours ago via web

#imtiredof chics w/ no body wearin stretch pants... fuck yo' comfort, we don't wanna see that shit
about 7 hours ago via web

i'm tired of chics buyin their bra too small 2 make they tits look bigger... quit the fuckin mind games alright ?
about 7 hours ago via web

#imtiredof chics lyin about their measurements.... bitch, your chest look like mine, u a 36c where ??
about 7 hours ago via web

#imtiredof rappers w/o lyrics rationalizing them not having lyrics.... how bout u just can't THINK of anything lyrical ?? (makes sense 2 me)
about 6 hours ago via web

what r u, a thugged out soccer player ? go get circumcised b4 u type 2 me young nigga... smfh
about 4 hours ago via web

CSI marathon.
about 4 hours ago via web

i thought we discussed this b4... i'm deep as shit.... but thats not 4 twitter 2 see, by choice...
about 3 hours ago via web

i think i learned something new about me, i don't really like 2 many people.. or i'm not liked by too many people.. same shit *jordanshrug*
about 3 hours ago via web

Ladies, only "cute" stretch marks are acceptable, u know, the really really light 1's placed in an area we don't mind, can only b 2 or 3 tho
about 2 hours ago via web

other that that, go sleep in cocoa butter, lol
about 2 hours ago via web

i think if u have REALLY bad stretch marks then u should only wear clothes with stripes, no point in fooling men, let'em know rite off bat !
about 2 hours ago via web

some say Katt Williams went crazy.... is his word about to be the deciding factor ?? (i'm just joking, i swear) lol
about 2 hours ago via web

i'm bloggin, fuck niggaz....
about 2 hours ago via web